Friends, friends, friends. I made it to Germany. I'm drinking instant coffee in my Air Bnb which is just a hop skip and a triple jump away from the illustrious city of Mainz, where Dortmund will be playing next Tuesday. I'm excited. Barring injury (tap on wood; chainsaw), Pulisic SHOULD PLAY IN THIS GAME. He might not start. But he should at least play. Though lately he's been STARTING EVERY DAMN GAME because he's a FUCKING ANIMAL.
AHSDJFJADSKFJDASKFJDSFKDSJFKDSJFDKJD.
(I don't handle caffeine well).
Quick side note: This Air Bnb is amazing. This town is amazing. My German is about an A2/B1 but I've spoken only German since I've gotten here, since the hostess is from Kosovo and doesn't speak English and the other tenant is a Turkish girl whose English is probably about as good as my German but I've been pushing the German pretty hard because I gotta speak it.
Other side note: One of my blog posts has over 100 views. Two of them actually. Who are you people? Show yourselves! Talk to me! Leave a fucking comment. We're here presumably for our love of Christian Pulisic, so can we get some damn dialogue going?
Jesus.
OK need to take a quick break. While I'm taking a quick break watch the above video. I'll guide you through it a bit.
0:16 - Hilarious music. Why do all highlight videos have ridiculous music like this? I love it.
1:20 - Dear Bryan Ruiz, What's it like to be tall and ugly and get cut to shreds by a 19 year old from Pennsylvania?
2:09 "You can't fall asleep while you're counting stars. Get it together." Indeed.
3:10 Pulisic's favorite goal so far (as he's said in several interviews).
That's all I have in me for now. I've watched a lot of Pulisic highlight videos. And if I don't finish this one it won't be the end of the world.
The point of this post was to ramble, and I think I've done an adequate job of it. Tomorrow I'll talk about the match against Werder Bremen, since that actually matters. ALMOST MATCH DAY!
AHSDJFJADSKFJDASKFJDSFKDSJFKDSJFDKJD.
(I don't handle caffeine well).
Quick side note: This Air Bnb is amazing. This town is amazing. My German is about an A2/B1 but I've spoken only German since I've gotten here, since the hostess is from Kosovo and doesn't speak English and the other tenant is a Turkish girl whose English is probably about as good as my German but I've been pushing the German pretty hard because I gotta speak it.
Other side note: One of my blog posts has over 100 views. Two of them actually. Who are you people? Show yourselves! Talk to me! Leave a fucking comment. We're here presumably for our love of Christian Pulisic, so can we get some damn dialogue going?
Jesus.
OK need to take a quick break. While I'm taking a quick break watch the above video. I'll guide you through it a bit.
0:16 - Hilarious music. Why do all highlight videos have ridiculous music like this? I love it.
1:20 - Dear Bryan Ruiz, What's it like to be tall and ugly and get cut to shreds by a 19 year old from Pennsylvania?
2:09 "You can't fall asleep while you're counting stars. Get it together." Indeed.
3:10 Pulisic's favorite goal so far (as he's said in several interviews).
That's all I have in me for now. I've watched a lot of Pulisic highlight videos. And if I don't finish this one it won't be the end of the world.
The point of this post was to ramble, and I think I've done an adequate job of it. Tomorrow I'll talk about the match against Werder Bremen, since that actually matters. ALMOST MATCH DAY!
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